tits on a bull

Used as an epresion of uselessness.

Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.

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double-hogged growler

the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.

Dale pulled a mean double-hogged growler and scared all the neighborhood kids.

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gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

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chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

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mooner

the act of whipping down ones pants and bending over to reveal ones ass cheeks.

SNAP! Yo moms hung a mooner and I saw her fucking snapper!

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caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

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bubble gum

When wearing shorts or under, bubblegum,is the act of yanking your bag skin out to one side to resemble a big wad of juicy bubblegum.

Guy - Hey bitch you want a peice of bubble gum? *as he yanks the bag skin out*

Girl - Sure *as she bendsdown to take a nibble*

Guy - HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats my fucking bag skin your chewing on idiot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now you are getting a wordMushroom Tattoo/word

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