push the snake out the back door

Taking a shiznazzle. Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool. Firing off a missle. Pinching a loaf. Breaking one off. Pooping. Shitting. A thick fart.

Oh snap, I went to toot and accidentally pushed the snake out the back door.

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bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass

1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.

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KIT

That bitchin' ass talking car from Knight Rider

Holy fucking shit, that bitchin' ass car from Knight Rider can talk!

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most def

(coming from "most definently")...meaning you strongly agree with someone else offer

Yo id rip that girl wide open...

Oh most def...most def

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illiterate

unable to read and write. basically a fucking idiot who has the approximate education levelof a grade 2 english student if not worse.

99.9% of the people who post stuff on this site are illiterate.

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Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

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bonerific

1. The most fantastic boner you have ever popped.

2. The coolest thing you have ever seen.

1. After the ninja popped the biggest boner he had ever seen, bigger than the biggest, blackest boner, he wailed on his guitar and said "That was fucking bonerific"

2. YO, I was choking off the other night and I hit my fucking ceiling. It was boooooonerrrrrifiic!

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