connor

Mutha Fuckin Stud. This is the greatest guy on this planet. Has a uber mongo-dong (likes to whip it around and make light saber sounds with it). Don't worry he'll go easy with ya. Is the greatest athlete to ever be born. He can literally play any sport. Connor is the greatest race car diver in the world and can drive anything. Connor has an amazing body and extremely attractive that has the girls crawling over him Connor always has a body count to match his age.

Mother: Where are those light saber noises coming from.
Father: Ohhh thats just Connor playing with his uber mongo-dong.