five monkeys

when people keep doing things the same way they have always done because thats the way it was done when they got there they don't ask why they are doing it that way they just know thats the way they always done it

he's doing a five monkeys

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Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

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playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.

Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.

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Camaro crash helmet

Yet another term for a Mullet!

That redneck has a Camaro Crash Helmet!!

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Monkey Juice

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.

Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!

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emo sexual

little pussy emo kid who cries and mopes all the time over dumb shit

kyle: whats wrong dave?
dave: tammy said i'm suffocating her
kyle: YOU EMO SEXUAL BITCH! *SLAP*

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bottom boy

When two guys are fucking, you guessed it, the one on the bottom.

Did you see that weak guy at the gym, he was grunting like a bottom boy.

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