Nico

A guy who makes Noah Beck look like the great value version of himself. Except, he’s so humble about it that people don’t know him for being Prince Charming but instead for his spasmodic energy, sick music, artistic talent, and the majestic ways he vaults big long poles. For being so mentally challenged, you would be surprised to find that a Nico is a great engineer, who has several years worth of marvelous feats of cardboard masterpieces under his belt. Perhaps the most clear indication of a Nico is the guarantee that when he is not taking Adderall, he will make anyone laugh uncontrollably within 30 minutes.

You hear about that Nico kid who’s tryna make it outta East Shore with music?