Grassy Ass

A moderate to severe case of hairy ass, which, in one way or another, looks like grass, due to it's length and patchy abundance.

Go mow your grassy ass Jonah.

I know dude. It's a jungle down there.

Cattergies

Allergies, but pertaining only to cats.

Man. I love hanging out at Sam's, but ever since she got a cat, I can't. My cattergies are just acting up too much.