man u do less shit then a ste phillips you lame mother fucker
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A guys closest girl best friend. Who will never let you down and is always there for you. She is also beautiful,has the best personality and is the nicest girl you'll ever know.You will always love her very much and will know her forever. Just such an amazing person to know!
I love you Beautawife!!!
Man my Beautawife is amazing!!!
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pronounce: tern
a college dance. everyone is pissed on funk within an hour of arrival. very messy. not a real turn without at least one person spewing.
fucking awsome turn last night. i dont remember past 10.30 though.
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Having sex while extremely intoxicated
"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."
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