used kleenex

When a girl stretches your ball sack over her mouth and gives you a raspberry

Man, Jessica was so drunk last night she gave me a used Kleenex when we got home

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pure class

A saying people use to describe themselves, when they are, in fact, the opposite of what class truly is.

Michael says to friends: I am pure class.

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testicles

The chewy center

I bought a box of chocolates, and each one had a testicle inside!

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tossdasalad

wenlicking a girls ass.

wen u tella girl to bend over and lick thier butthole or slanf terms thier asscrack..

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skwobble

skwobble is just a cooler way to say "half assing"

mom: stop skwobbleing and do it right dammit!