crumbshifter

A vaginal fart which blows off the sausage roll crumbs which have landed on a camel toe.

Sally dropped a crumbshifter just before she was called in for her job interview as the Greggs sausage roll had made a real mess of her ski pants.

Loose Brie

What happens when the top French karate expert gets diahorrea

Man that foie gras went through me I feel like Loose Brie