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This is the reason why I exist
Some time years ago.....
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
Girl 1: John Doe has a meterdick
Girl 2: His dick must get over 125 centimetres when he has an erection!
Girl 1: BRO WTF
More than normal ..... idk how to explain it
I was on urbandictionary.com for an excessive amount of time
John Doe: Hey, do you want to go to the restaurant?
Fishy Doe: Can we go to Le Merde?
John Doe: Yeah, sure
1. Having unwanted sexual intercourse with two people on train tracks.
2. Fucking a train
Harry and Carrey were trainfucking late at night