octocock

a) an octopus of the sea that has a numerous amount of rather large cocks.
b) a person that has eight rather large cocks attached to him or her.

for a:
As I was scuba diving down into the coral reef, an octocock started attacking me

for b:
Ted-"Woah dude you have an OCTOCOCK!"
Dude-"I know, Ted! It's awesome!"

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