five deep

Extremely deeply-penetrating sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal, oral, etc.), measured by multiplying the length of ones' index finger. (See formula below).

Formula: If your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go "five deep" would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.

Lx5=P where L=Length of index finger and P=Penetration depth

Franco: "Hey, what's your sister up to tonight?"
Jared: "Why do you ask?"
Franco: "I was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she's the only bitch I know who's seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!"
Jared: "I'll kill you".

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bag it and tap it

The act of attracting a member of the opposite sex for reasons based solely on pleasure. More precisely, "bag it" is the act of attracting and taking home, and "tap it" is to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually used by males.

Used below to express agreement on the interest in a females' hind quarters:
"Man, did you see the ass on that girl?"
"Bag it and tap it, dude!"

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