Not-Chalk

The opposite of chalk

Tom: "What's that?"
Sarah: "This? Oh, this is not-chalk."

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Emo Kids

Those youngsters cruisin' around the ville...HUGE fans of Ron Popeil and his Rotisserie mayhem. Always wearing lab coats hadlin' turkey basters.

Emo kids: "Damn, I love Ron Popeil..."
E'rrybady else: "Oh yeah, he makes the best rotisserie chicken ever."

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