Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR)

Room or space within the workplace afforded to the employees of progressive companies to enable, primarily, sexual relief via masturbation. Corporate value is to minimize sexual harassment claims.

Hey George, can you take a.break and visit the Personal Stress Relief Room (PiSSeR)--I need you to unload so we could focus out here

Hypermarblitis

A chronic female condition where the clitoris(marble) is in a constant state of excitement. Relief of the condition is typically achieved only by frequent if not constant sexual stimulation.

Hey Tony, Dimitra just walked into the party. Don’t waste your time wth any other girl, she’s got debilitating hypermarblitis—you could be fucking her in the next five minutes and for the next five hours. She’s the ride that never ends!

Salad tossed

Slang for any type of anal sexual activity. Origin is in reference to ass play in prison where available lube is limited to packets of salad dressing typically smuggled from the commissary.

Hey Bubba, if you want to get your salad tossed tonight make sure you snatch some of that ranch dressing that I like from the commissary.

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