Southampton Highschool

A high school located on the eastern end of Long Island, New York. 75% of the students look 5 years younger than their age and 100% of the faculty are homosexual. Over the years, Southampton HS has steadily become more and more soft as penalties for contraband such as Juuls become more severe and each senior class leaves, causing the junior grade, consisting of faggots, to become the new seniors. This process has resulted in what we now know as Southampton Highschool.

Principle: “what’s this? An empty juul pod? One week suspension”

Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”