Mockasium

When you're using both sarcasm and mocking at the same time.

Like when someone aggressively moves to the front of the line, saying to the clerk "Do you know who I am?" Immediately the clerk, skilled at mockasium, pages "we need everyone's help..we have a man at the counter who doesn't know who he is"

Pit Crunch

Perspiration stains under the arm of t-shirts that hardens

Pit Crunch has totally taken over gym shirt