Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.