Eeyore

Someone who is always negative and pessimistic. This person is always boring and is a stark contrast from a tigger.

Dude, don't be such an eeyore.

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Bae

Acronym for "bitch ass ese".

Look. That dude is a bae. Bitch ass ese thinking he's all that.

Kiddie Crack

Code word used by adults for Pixy Stix, Pop Rocks, Kool-Aid, and Giant Pixy Stix. Any sugary candy kids love.

Yo, they're selling kiddie crack 2 for 5. Stock up, man.

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short bus

Dummy. A phrase made popular by the demon-slaying love child of Beatrix Kiddo and Taylor Swift. Later made popular by Ruby from Supernatural.

'' It's called being a normal teenager, short bus. Boys are a part of it.'' -The Demon-Slaying Love Child of Taylor Swift and Beatrix Kiddo

tigger

Someone who is very optimistic and never boring, oft-compared to Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. They are a stark contrast from Eeyores.

Be a Tigger, not an Eeyore, dude.

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Bratan, please.

The Russian version of "Ese, please". Like "Ese" or "Vato", "Bratan" means "Homie".

Girls be like: "Bratan, please. Stefania is fake."

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Mario

The most desperate plumber on the face of the earth, as of the 80s. Chases after a princess who doesn't even know he exists and still shares a bunk bed with his brother. Code for a desperate MOFO.

Dude. Don't be a Mario, OK?

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