Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

Ice Cream Sundae

A sexual act done on Sunday’s where the male shoves a bunch of ice cream into the females asshole and the female then farts it all out into the males mouth and onto the face.

Derek: “Does your girl ever make you an Ice Cream Sundae?”
Xavier: “Fuck yeah, she says the cold ice cream helps her orgasm”

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