Becky

A Becky is a modern day Karen. Or a Becky could be Karen’s daughter. Becky’s are the most stuck up boring older 40 something year olds, usually conservative, short, single moms. They’re usually the type that still flirt with their ex husbands. Every Becky looks the exact same. Basic short white woman, average looking, not ugly but definitely not pretty, never taller than 5’4, short pudgy legs, have to be funny or be obnoxious to stand out, because they’re so basic. Came from a upper class family who has their own beach house. Owns a van. Cheated on her husband, but loves God and is a Christian woman. You can’t tell a Becky anything, she is stuck in her ways. A Becky is manipulating. A Becky tends to sleep her way to the top in the work environment. Beckies are Clean freaks, and very bossy, and talk crap about their ex’s. Becky’s victim blame. Becky’s are the last option when men don’t have anything better. Becky is the same kind of person as a Karen, Tiffany, Ashley, Brittany.

A Becky wishes she could be a Sage, Sadie, or an Avery, or an Autumn. She will never be those gorgeous tall young models, even her name sucks. Becky’s are jealous with girls with unique names.

Becky; “where’s my pumpkin spice latte Karen!”
Becky; “ I’m Becky with the good hair!”
Friend: “ that’s not a good thing Becky....”

Becky; “ I have such a big butt!”
Boyfriend; (it’s actually just fat but I’ll let her think that)

“Oh look at that Becky, taping everything on her iPhone to try and get me arrested!”

“Look at that Becky over there calling the police”

“If you talk to store managers, they will agree that a Becky wants to talk to them the most”

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Avery

Averys are usually extremely GORGEOUS, tall, skinny but curvy, blue eyed blonde. Literal angel sent to earth. All the men fantasize about her. She’s so pretty she’s the type of friend you’d bring to the beach with you at age 15-16 and your dad will be staring at her in her bikini the whole time. She’s so sweet, and also adorable. She loves soccer and is a cool girl. There’s literally no one else like an Avery. Loves her dogs and loves her family and LOVES her boyfriend.
All her ex’s miss her and girls want to be her.

“Omg look At that Avery, crossing the road.” She’s so gorgeous.