Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

cheat code

Cheat Code: a red bull vodka ordered at a bar; because it gets you very drunk but gives you energy to extend your drinking at the same time, a cheat code when out on the town.

“Yeah I was pretty tired when we first got to the bar, so I ordered myself two cheat codes to get me going for the rest of the night.”

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