Squirgum

When something arouses you so fast that your sperm leaks out of your penis before it is full chub.

“You just made me squirgum in my pants”

Tough Mudder

1 man is selected from a group of gents, and is tasked with chasing down the group in an attempt to insert his wiener in one of their asses.

“I’ve ran a Tough Mudder or two” - Nick