Toxic Gamer

Generally aged 5-10 years old, this person has severe insecurity issues. So much so, in fact, that when they go onto an online game, they attempt to bring down their opponents (and sometimes even their teammates) by bullying them, targeting them in games, and slandering them over the game chat.

They are sore losers, too, and refuse to believe that anyone who beats them at an online game is a skilled player, and not some form of a hacker who "used scripts" to beat them.

SCENARIO I
'jwrshjls' was killed by 'XX_RandomGamer_xX'!

(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): haha
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): jwrshjls is trash
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): ez kill
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): im pro
(jwrshjls): toxic gamer alert

SCENARIO II
'jwrshjls' has won the game!

(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): HACKER
(jwrshjls): ?
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): YOU USED SCRIPTS
(jwrshjls): um no
(jwrshjls): i used skills to win
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): IMPOSSIBLE
(Xx_RandomGamer_xX): BYE HACKER NOOB

'Xx_RandomGamer_xX' has disconnected

(jwrshjls): rage quitter lol

Sword

Slang for the male genital organ.

(Student:) **stands up to give a presentation in front of the board**
(Other student:) "Look! His sword is visible!"

Unfunny

Something comedic or memeable that is not in the least funny, yet you can't stop looking at it.

"Did you see this meme over here?"
"Oh, that has got to be the most unfunny meme I have seen. I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT!"

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CPS

Who the kids in my basement escape to try to call.

(Random gamer): "Gotta go check on the kids in my basement before they call CPS"
*Random Gamer has disconnected*

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Targeting

When you're playing a game, but hold a grudge against someone else playing for no apparent reason, but you still make sure they lose the game because 'whatever'.

- Playing It -

(Person being targeted): "HEY! Why do you only chase me when there are other people behind you who you can tag?"
(Person targeting): "Uh, I don't know."
(Person being targeted): Oh, of course not, you nance. You're targeting me!

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