corona

magic liquid that makes every kind of moving object look like a hot girl. side affects may include:
1. waking up next to an ugly girl
2. waking up next to a really ugly girl
3. waking up next to a man
4. waking up next to a tree with a small hole in it
5. waking up next to a combination of the four

Oh man what a night! I actully screwed cameron diaz! it was so good! Why is there corona bottles all over the room? And what the hell is this tree doing here?

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