Newton Abbot

A large market town in south Devon inhabited by drunken Londoners and Chavs. The town became a shithole in the 1980s after Dr Beeching closed down the town’s railway works. Every street is full of Charity shops, Turkish barbers and takeaways. Large communist and Fascists movement has blighted the school’s.

“Hey man, is their a place more chavy than Birmingham?”

“Yeah, it’s called Newton Abbot”

Chav

Can be used to replace the words idiot and retard in a sentence.

Bloke 1: “why are you angry?”
Bloke 2: “some chav cut me up on the motorway this morning”

Devon Scraps

A fight, usually between adolescent individuals, that takes place within the English county of Devon.

“Those guys have some beef . I think they are about to scrap!”- Guy one.
“Oh my god! It’s Devon Scraps!”- Guy Two