pi-agra

Strong coffee or any other caffeine based energy drink used for the sole purpose of staying awake and keeping up in a math class. Not to be confused with Hemingwagra which is what you take to keep up in an English class.

I'm failing this math class because it's so boring I keep falling asleep. I better get me some pi-agra.

"Adam, since you started taking pi-agra before math class, your dAngle is no longer in dysfunction."

Pi-agra allows me to concentrate in math class and keep it up for hours!

WARNING: If increased concentration is greater than or equal to the square root of 16 hours, please consult your instructor.

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CV

CV- short for curriculum vitae

Means the same thing as resume, but you don't have to worry about those pesky accent marks.

Brekka: "I'm sending off my resume. Do I spell it with 1, 2, or no accent marks?"

Cindy: "Just write CV instead."

Brekka: "Good idea! Hmmmn... with or without periods?"

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fornimornicate

When your alarm goes off in the morning and you say, "Fuck it! I'm staying in bed!"

After a night of partying, Kelly chose to fornimornicate and skip work.

Pete was fired from work since he practiced fornimornification too many times.

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pfidiot

Someone so stupid in school he or she dropped or flunked easy classes that were graded on a pass/fail basis.

What a pfidiot!

You failed gym class? You must be a complete pfidiot!

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Dolly Lama

Both the head of state and spiritual leader of Nashville, TN. Known for giant, humongous, freakishly large... hair.

Famous Quotes:

"Seek and ye shall find... but only in boxes of Breeze."

"I'm all for peace and harmony, as long as I get to sing lead."

I saw the Dolly Lama on a mountain top... at Dolly-ville!!!

I follow the Dolly Lama. I am religious and enjoy country music.

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