Damiano

He has the biggest and most sturdy cock you’ll ever see. He uses it as a weapon and can fuck up any women’s patch. He tastes like a burnt broomstick. He has and absolute Duke Nukem rocket launcher penis. Not hung like a horse but hung like an elephant.

Person 1: Oh no! People are taking over the world

Damiano: Fear not for I, the conqueror of all small baby carrot cocks shall obliterate and protect with my own slammin’ shlong.

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Jeremy

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He looks like a nice square
Jeremy square

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