Birches

A word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who don’t like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that

Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!!

Friend: tf did you just call me

Me: a bitchhhhh

Alex

He’s a really big asshole around his friends and lowkey bullies everyone. But that’s on the outside. When you really get to know Alex he opens up and actually shares his feelings. He’s the kind of guy who makes everyone else so it’s surprising when you see HIM laugh.

“I’ve never seen Alex laugh before.”
“Me either bro”

Drew

The biggest asshole in the WORLD. He thinks he’s the best looking person in the world but honestly kind of has a watermelon head 😬 Certain people have called him rabbit boy behind his back. No one knows how he has friends. Drew has a friend named Cara and she’s totally awesome. Everyone thinks so.

Ew look at him, he’s such a Drew

You’re scaring me! You’re turning into a Drew!

Sullivan

A Sullivan is the type of person who makes up a dance to a song from the 70s with her bestie. A girl who makes everyone laugh while having a really fucking weird laugh at the same time. She needs a confident boost every once in a while to remind her that’s she’s gorgeous and perfect just the way she is. She has the bestest friend in the entire world who’s also a total baddie. She’s that one in a friend group who has a good relationship and boyfriend, while the rest of them are lonely but continue to be bad bitches so it’s okay. She’s supported and loved by everyone she knows.

“That bitch is one of the bois”
“Totally, she’s such a Sullivan”