Stuff me mushrooms

Aussie slang used when a situation doesn’t go accordingly; to express anger/displeasure.

When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”

When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”

If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”