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ColourBlind

When you can't see colour .And Traffic light u also can't see henceforth you also just don't care and cause and accident leaving behind aftermath of your destruction

Friend:Bro Wtf Man you just speeding thrue a red light wtf is wrong with you you gonna get us killed.
ColourBlindFriend:Iam ColourBilnd you think I give a fuck.
Friend: We're doom the cops are on our tails now.
ColourBlindFriend:Those aren't cops I can't see Thier siren's going be bo be bo.
Friend:Kay they now shooting at us .Proceeds to grab hold of the car sterring wheel and yank it.
GG the Car Flipped and they went up it fire without the cops getting breaking too much sweat.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023


Lumine Dolphin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Genshin Impact While you swim in Fontain Lunine get dive like a dolphin weeee here and we're there

Friend:Is That a dolphin?
Genshin Enjoyer:We don't have dolphin in our game
Friend:That fish is diving up and down in the water looks like a white dolphin.
Genshin Enjoyer:Oh That's the main Character

Lumine Dolphin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee diving in the water in Fontaine
Friend:Oh I see Great very based

by BadComputer September 4, 2023


Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Meow Meow Duck Duck Dog Dog Cat Cat Goose Goose Dolphin Dolphin Grass Grass ftw

Friend:Yo what your hugging bro?

Furry Weebo Friend:Iam hugging my favorite Toy.

Friend:But out of all The characters you go and went with A hello Kitty oh man you should really grow a pair for your parents sake don't ruin their face mahnnnnn.....

Furry Weebo Friend:Why do you have to judge me I love To Meow Meow and abuse animals to ease my dolphin tiny dick and hand animations.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023

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Dance Dance Revolution

A person that has no skill dancing but dance anyway making themselves look like cringe stick and dancing while laughing for his audience to see.Actually the dancer is holding his audience in hostage cause if the audience stop giving applause the dancer will activate his bomb vest because he want love and attention.If the audience stop clapping the Dance Dance Revolution addict will take everybody to the next world with him .in explanation max suicide attack on his audience activatating bomber alluarbar bitch!!!!!!!

Friend:Yo that stage guy dances like a little girl for a Man
Other Friend:Shut it you want to die?His literally starring at you mahnnn.
Friend: Hahahahaha
Suicide Bomber: Alluarbar Bitch.Proceeds to activate his bomber Vest Explode
Morale Of The Story: Don't Provoke Pyshopath that's has cringe Dance Dance Revolution skill aor everyone dies.

by BadComputer September 4, 2023


Barney

Barney Is A Purple Dinosaur Played by Joyner.Hes a kind soul that wants bring joy to kids by tormenting them with kindness.:)

Kids:Look is Barney charging at us Run guys.
Other Kids:Run for your life's
BARNEY:PROCEEDS TO CHASE THE KIDS AGGRESSIVELY knocking a few kids out on the green grassfields.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023


Niamah Sibeh FedUpWithU

Niamah Sibeh FedUpWithU

Niamah Sibeh FedUpWithU

by BadComputer August 30, 2023


Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet

If you read this ya you need to chill the fuck out and don't give a shitee.If you do care just don't save yourself the trouble of intensifying screaming like a little bitch you fk Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet.remeber chill the fk out and stop causing a karen attitude.

Friend:Yo bro why tf that guy has a dark auro surrounding him
Me:Oh his a little bitch born a bitch ass and will die as a bitch ass
Friend:Well Said
Me:I know haha the true meaning of a Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet

by BadComputer September 4, 2023