whale brigade

The whale brigade is something found in every high school. It is a group of overweight females that have banded together as one and become friends. Their leader is called "the beached whale". They parade around town trying to get into parties only to find they can't fit through the door. They think they're hot shit and try to hook up with males.

I tried to get into the gymnasium today but the whale brigade was cluster fucking it.

Ty High

When you’re so fucking baked that you resort to acting like a full retard and constantly ask people if they’re as high as Ty.

Chad: Bro... are you Ty high right now?
Brad: I’m shit fucking Ty bro.