geriattrition

the process of aging while knowing that you will never see any Social Security/Medicare/pension/retirement benefits.

"Due to a high rate of geriattrition, I'll be eating cat food and living in a van down by the river when I retire."

Smilying

speaking untruthfully while grinning; smilin' and lyin'; toothiness

I just saw a Clinton campaign surrogate Smilying on MSNBC.