Liz Truss

1) A quick and sudden exit after a disappointing performance

2) A unit of time, approximately 44 days in length

1) Girl 1: So what happened to the guy you were going out with?
Girl 2: That didn't end up working out, we tried to have sex for the first time and he pulled a Liz Truss after finishing in two strokes.

2) A season of Love Island is about 1.25 Liz Trusses long.

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Liz Truss

Noun: A unit of measurement equal to 44 days

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries lasted 72 Days, or 1.6 Liz Trusses

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Trigglypuff

Trigglypuff: The SJW Pokemon

Types: Normal, Gravy

Height: 5'4 ft 1.5 m

Weight: 420lbs
190kg

Abilities:
Shriek: The pokemon can yell "HATE SPEECH" to raise its attack by 2 points.
Tumblr: The pokemon can convince uninformed pokemon into being femnazis
Trigger: The pokemon can go insane after the enemy pokemon says a trigger word, confusing the enemy pokemon.

Gender:
Male 0%
Female 25%
Transgender 25%
Mayonaise 25%
Femnazi 25%

Wild Hold Item:
Gravy Vial 50%
Communist Manifesto 5%

Capture Rate: CAPTURING POKEMON IS OPPRESSIVE AND HATE SPEECH!

Evolution:

Igglybuff Lv+Notice From Senpai > Jigglypuff Moon Stone> Wigglytuff
V Lv+Communist Manifesto
Trigglypuff
V Joint (Stoned Stone)
Melody Hensley

Trigglypuffs have been known to gather in audiences to hear consevative or logical speakers and squwak the opinions of their gender studies professors to make themselves look bigger than they already are. If the speakers arent moved and continue to use their first admendment rights, Trigglypuffs will flap their wings to fly to their safe spaces.

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