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Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned).
Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.
Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.
Brooke Morton's Daughter Aloura will pass away from embarrassment when she's old enough to see what her mom posts about her.
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A Black Bogan is a Bogan that is black and lives in/was born in Australia.
Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ
-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.
-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.
-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.
-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.
-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.
-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes
but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.
Guy 1: See that Black Bogan with the pram and messy hair?
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.
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A childish tiktoker that uses social media to post embarrassing photos/videos of herself playing dress up (with her mommy Jen rating her outfits) and she also uploads videos of her making skin care products (that recieve really shit reviews). Danielle Cohn has the voice of a prepubescent child and whenever Danielle makes a new song it sounds like it was sung by none other than kidzbop.
Danielle Cohn has a baby face that makes her look younger than most people born in 2006 yet Danielle Cohn insists she was born in 2004 even after her daddy posted her birth certificate that clearly says she was born in 2006...Danielle Cohn looks younger than her real age even after she puts on makeup and uses filters and when Danielle forgets to wear makeup we can see all the pimples she tries to hide on her face...Danielle has a pizza face and a double chin because Danielle is overweight which makes her really unattractive. All the guys Danielle has been with ALL cheat on her because Danielle is not hot and then Danielle gets upsets and tries to get over it by making a breakup song or caption about breakups.
I hope Danielle Cohn gets sterilised.
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