April 15

April 15 is national i fucked your mom day. It’s a day where you fuck somebody’s mom. Go up to anybody and say “I fucked your mom” and it will be just fine.

Boby: Hey lil tim it’s April 15! You know what that means?

Lil tim: you fucked my mom?
Boby: yes sir les get this bread

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