Zev

The most beautiful man inside and out. His eyes are easy to get lost in, and his loyalty is unmatched. He’s blessed in the nether regions, and will please a girl more than she knew was possible. He has a positive impact on everyone he meets, and his dedication to improvement both within himself and others is remarkable. He’s gifted in an endless amount of ways. Good luck not catching feelings for a Zev! He’s irresistible and his sense of humor and personality can make any girl (or guy!) fall for him. His hair is immaculate all the time. He works hard for what he wants, and only surrounds himself with baddie waddies. If you don’t have a fat ass, you don’t have a chance. His confidence is attractive and alluring. Once you meet a Zev, you’ll never be the same.

Girl: did you see that Zev? I just know he could teach me a thing or two.

Boy: girl, don’t even bother. A Zev will only consider baddie waddies.