Dysinterestry

Dysinterestry; Part dysentry part disinterest.

Dis-interest-tree

What you are telling me is boring me to death, in fact you are now giving me the shits big time.

At a party I was sat next to a bore. he kept droning on about crap. I was completly disinterested. I had to get up and move because he was giving me a bad case of Disinterestry.

The host said "You're the 3rd one who has moved away with dysinterestry".

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Pumping up the woman

Having sex with a woman. Enthusiastically pumping away at her vagina. You know when shes full, she starts squeaking out fanny farts.

Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.

Guy#1: What did you get up to last night?
Guy#2: Oh, just spent the night pumping up the woman!

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