POKEY DOKEY

Pokey Dokey
Noun (poh-key doh-key)
The act of very slowly inserting the penis into your significant other's anus while they are still asleep. The act is only successful if done in such a way that the recipient does not wake up until the head is fully committed and there is little chance of a pushout maneuver. The act should ideally result in surprise anal sex.
Also known as a Pokey Doke.

Slow Sunday mornings are the perfect time to try for a Pokey Dokey.

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