ig

Southeastern Virginia slang for ignant.

Tom: Yo I'm bored af and have nothing to do this weekend.

Max: Yooooooo we gotta hit that likker and do something ig

Tom: The ignancy has landed

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vegan slaughterhouse

A perilous field or room where vegetables go to die. Also known as a farm.

Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:

"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"

golfsona

Like fursona but for golfers. The way golfers represent themselves on the range.

Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.

Cornhole

A fun drinking game for good ole white boys from the South.

Craig: Man, I'm beat from playing golf all day but still want to do something with the boys
Max: Come to my Oyster Roast, there's beer and cornhole.

Craig: I'll swing on by with a 40

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