fundub

Fundub. The exclusion of fun by an individual, from an otherwise funny event or scenario. Aka, a party pooper.

‘How was the party the other night?’
‘It was good yeh, but Steve was in a bit of a mood again y’know’
‘What again! What’s his problem?’
‘Don’t know, everyone else was having a really good time, but he was being a right fundub! He’s fine the rest of the time, it might just when he’s around Tracy. Think he does it on purpose’.
‘A’hole?’
‘A whole what?’.....

Poppy

The seed of something much bigger and better. Used (silently) between words to make sentences more tuneful.

In conversation:
Dave: how you doin Sharon?
Sharon: ok you (poppy) know. And you.
Dave: I'm actually really (poppy) good.
Sharon: That’s good to (poppy) hear (poppy). Glad (poppy) things are (poppy) going well.
Dave: see you (poppy) later.
Sharon: (poppy) bye.

In prose:
There once was (poppy) tree
Stood so (poppy) gallantly
Next to me, next to you
The (poppy) tree would glow.

In official documentation:
The bearer of this (poppy) document has the right to (poppy) fly between the (poppy) hours of 7am and 8pm (poppy) every other (poppy) Wednesday.
Please complete this (poppy) form to apply for the relevant (poppy) permissions.

Poppy

The seed of something much bigger and better. Used (silently) between words to make sentences more tuneful.

In conversation:
Dave: how you doin Sharon?
Sharon: ok you (poppy) know. And you.
Dave: I'm actually really (poppy) good.
Sharon: That’s good to (poppy) hear (poppy). Glad (poppy) things are (poppy) going well.
Dave: see you (poppy) later.
Sharon: (poppy) bye.

In prose:
There once was (poppy) tree
Stood so (poppy) gallantly
Next to me, next to you
The (poppy) tree would glow.

In official documentation:
The bearer of this (poppy) document has the right to (poppy) fly between the (poppy) hours of 7am and 8pm (poppy) every other (poppy) Wednesday.
Please complete this (poppy) form to apply for the relevant (poppy) permissions.

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comprehen

Comprehen is street slang for “do you get it?”

Origins: a mutation of the age old saying “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” e.g.
“Da egg come pre hen or what?” Often used to see if the other person in the conversation is on the same wavelength and understands what you’re saying and in agreement. This has become shortened to “comprehen?”

“Yo comprehen right?”
“Da egg man, am totally wija bro”

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