macaroni slide

When you're eating macaroni and you feel a little pony in your pants.

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst. That's a macaroni slide.

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Zebracorn

50% Zebra. 50% unicorn. 100% amazing.

The zebracorn swooped down from the pink sparkly clouds and rammed the evil sea urchin with its mystical rod.

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twat cop

A regulator who polices the use of someone else's twat.

"Girl, my twat cop going to bust yo head when he find out you been standing on my corner!"

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