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When, during foreplay or intercourse, one's finger travels toward the asshole of their partner in hopes to spice things up.
"Last night I was banging my wife and I tried to stick my finger in her ass. She wouldn't let that curious traveler in there."
1. When something very hot gets inserted into your anus during torture, or aggressive interrogation.
2. When someone puts a gun in your asshole and pulls the trigger. You die slowly and painfully but you can feel the burn.
During the Spanish Inquisition, Jesuit priests would often give heretics a buckroot to hasten their confessions.
When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
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The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.
"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."
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When one puts his penis through a glory hole expecting a woman to be on the other side; instead it is a man.
Or, a scapegoat for any kind of problem that arises from any kind of screw up.
"Dude, it weren't for that dirty serb, we'd have been bumped up to first class seats on the flight to Hawaii.
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when you piss and ejaculate at the same time
dood you just ejacunated in my face and i loved it!
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