Arse wax

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!

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