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A mechanic that spews useless and unintelligable information. Usually highly technical in nature and completely irrelevant to the present conversation.
*Most often spewed information comes from "Popular Mechanic" magazine.
Jerry is such a poopular mechanic he was boring me with quantum physics all night, and I don't think he even knew what he was explaining.
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(noun): The seemingly uncontrolable impulse a person has to outdo or "one up" another person. Typically seen when a person tells of some past experience and before finishing their story the "liaggerator " interupts with a similar story; which is mostly fictional and not confined to the laws of reality in order to diminish the experience of others and elevate their own sense of accomplishment.
Kevin: Once I jumped off of a 30ft. waterfall while on...
Stanley: Oh, one time I dove off of a 100ft. waterfall to save a guy from drowning. He was taking pictures by the edge and slipped an went over the falls. I had to free dive about 45ft. down at the base of the falls in order to pull the guy to the surface.
Kevin: You are such a liaggerator.
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A person who is fighting his own boredom whilest annoying other people who are also extremely bored; often times the "boranor" doesn't realize the extent of his annoyingness.
After 12 hours of listening to the boranor we wished death would come and take us into eternal glory.