Metal Pluck

Recieving a blow job from a girl with braces. The braces snag your pubic hair, and painfully pluck them.

That Michelle has the Metal Pluck. The only thing you would get out of a blow job from her would be teary eyes.

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Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)