smothery

When someone, usually close to you, wants to follow you or be with you too much of the time.

“Hey, where are you going?”
“Nowhere, just stretching my legs.”
“Sounds lovely, I’ll join you!”
“Don’t be smothery, Oz. If I wanted you to join, I’d ask.”

Conversation Rapist

A person who forces themselves onto other people conversationally. They will intrude in your personal sphere by forcing conversation (usually of low quality) onto you.

I came into work this morning hoping for some peace and quiet and I had to endure it in both ears from John and Janet. It was like I was being spit roasted by them. They're such conversation rapists.

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No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

Oh my lol

When something is so funny you need to declare it. Sometime you will hear a Gen Z or even a millennial say “LOL” or “lol”. Oh my lol implies that but with a little more efficacy.

Did you just hear that our MP has been described as having the shelf life of lettuce?
Oh my lol, I heard that! She’s getting shredded!

Open flesh wound

Another word for #vagina

Daniel Sloss whilst streaming on Twitch (in a Scottish accent): were you trying to say open flesh wound or the word vagina, because where I come from the words open flesh wound are used to mean the word vagina.

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intellectual origami

Like word salad but the words coming out of the person speaking actually sound intelligent and enable the speaker to come across as intellectual. Intellectual origami involves sounding intellectual for the sake of sounding intellectual. The speaker will use high profile and scientific sounding words. Think of origami like an intricately folded collection of sharp edges which look impressive, but have much less weight than you’d think.

Paul from Love Is Blind deployed his intellectual origami when speaking or answering any question that production asked him. It would sound impressive, but ultimately it was just a form of intellectual word salad.

pussy voodoo magic

Pussy voodoo magic - the act of using the magic of your pussy to accomplish a goal or to hold power over someone.

Damn bro, I can’t wait to see Samantha, she’s amazing.

Broski: yeah she been working that pussy voodoo magic on you 😂

Preach fam!

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