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The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.
Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?
Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.
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Receiving a dutch rudder while riding a chair lift on a ski hill.
Pete: Hey man, what was that chick doing to your arm on the ski lift?
Andy: Dude, she was straight giving me a frosty sleigh ride!
Pete: Daaaaamn!
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