xbox

A hideous weapon released by Microsoft designed to brainwash children, ranging from ages 6-49, into destroying its competition (Gamecube/PS2). It is also capable of acting on its own if the user is not coordinated enough to wield the obscenely sized controller. (Highly flammable)

"Dude, I forgot to turn off my xbox, and it fucking burned down my garage...ON PURPOSE!"

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