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When you've eaten too much Sriracha the night before and you wake up with a Sriracha marinated butthole.
Why did I eat Teriyaki Madness yesterday... Guess I get to look forward to Sriracha Glaze Sundays.
When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...
Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!
When you scratch your nuts from top to bottom in a "Swish and flick" motion and say Leviosaaa like Hermoine from Harry Potter. The relief is like magic and saying aaa at the end provides comfort.
It's not leviosa... It's leviosaaa
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When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.
Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.
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