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NECK TALKER

A person who speaks needlessly about stuff that he knows nothing about. Normally directed to a specific person.

He was just talking out his neck. Neck Talker.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

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Bail Man

A "Bail Man" is a state licenced individual who gets people out of jail. Commonly referred to as a "bail bondsman" This person can secure the release of individuals at any time of the day or night with a signature. They are regulated by the Department of Insurance. The term "Bail Man" is not limited to men only. Females are also "bail-men".

We had to call a Bail Man to get him out.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018


Ass Hole

An "Ass Hole" is a hole in the ground that becomes a final resting place for a donkey. It also refers to a person who is an arrogant idiot whose whole purpose in life is to annoy and disturb others for no reason at all.

This guy's an Ass Hole.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018


Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019


Dick Salute

A "Dick Salute" is the same thing as a regular military salute between officers and enlisted people except instead of saluting the other person with 4 fingers to your hat, or to your rifle, you do that same salute to your crotch area and then wait for the other person to salute back that same way before releasing the salute. It is not limited only to men. Women can do it as well. But it's always done by saluting the crotch. This is starting to get real popular in jails and other correctional institutions. Military personnel should not give dick salutes. That won't work out. This is a civilian thing.

He gave me a "Dick Salute"

by Bailmaninmo April 1, 2019

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Blastback

Blastback occurs when someone farts and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into the farters face.

I just farted, and the Blastback was horrible

by Bailmaninmo March 24, 2019


Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019